*Some Wonderful Quotes*
Hey, well, we all said/overheard CRAIZY things on this trip so...

Come fill this little page riiite up, riiite up...
Helena on returning the headsets:

"We shouldn't give them back, you can hear Miss Marshall breathing!"
Mr McConnell on arrival in Florence:

"We're all going to shit under that tree together..."
Ally: Oh look, a moth...I'll call him Barry.
Lauren on 'Ciao' or 'Au Revoir':

"Avoir! Oops, sorry, wrong language!"
Amy to Mr McConnell on how much we were walking:

"No but how much? Is it like bare?...No, Sir, don't put me in Gifted and Talented and then look at me like I'm stupid!"
Miss Tobin:

"There was this fancy dress party, and I went dressed as Cleopatra, but everyone thought I was Cher..."
Miss Marshall, shortly before the thunder/sand storm:
"For example: I'M A GODDESS, IF YOU DON'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK, I'LL BRING A THUNDERBOLT DOWN ON YOU!"
Market seller after Runi etc said they had no money:
"What are you tourists for? ROMPLING??"
The Very Dirty Eddie to Miss Tobin, after falling behind:
"Are you sure you want to close the gap, Miss? Maybe we should open the gap. I think we want to open the gap. Let's open the gap."
Iain to illegal immigrants (pointing at random woman):
"No, I have no money, but that's my mummy, she has money, she'll buy stuff off you!"
On ways to describe the heat:
Scorchio Mendez!
Scorchers Borchers
I think I am melting a little.
Amy To Iain (I think) About the statues around the Uffizi:

"So which one of these would you most like to bum?"
incident:
Cloe:your going to go in there arn't you?
Rosie:(opens door) HELLO DARLING!!!
Elise:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(wraps herself in the pee smelling shower curtain)

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Elise(walking out of the shower dripping wet)   .....   dont EVER do that ever again...
florence-
Sabrina:(farts in cupboard)...a present to the hotel
On coach:

Lara: I wanna tell her that I love it when she chokes me in the backseat of a riverboat cos...
Marshallus: Could you sign for your lunch money please?
amy: alright mate? (says this whilst pulling a strange face!)
after the last dinner where our table had to say as many things about them as quickly as possible..
Max: lauren is it?
Lauren: yehh. hi max? i think we've met before!? i know your roll number! 247056? SWEDEN92!
Max: yep thats me. your rainbow right?
Lauren: yehh hi! =]

(this convo now happens everytime we see each other!)
ciao bella! =]
Salutaverunt! =]
the umbrella of truth!!!

i love that umbrella! i got to hold it! wooo
(this is lauren btw. =)]
on the coach coming home..
Rosie: there are so many debt adverts on tv, grr they really annoy me!
Lauren: haha i know, their funny though! 'hastings direct. call 0800 00 1066'


also on the coach..

Lauren (me) is eating a packet of crisps but keeps dropping them on the floor..
Rosie:   ha Lauren, you eat like a man!
Lauren: *looks at the crumbs on the floor, goes silent, and bows here head in shame!*
Teachers on David's Weeny Boxers:

Mr McConnell: Well maybe we should, Catherine. After all it's a tradition to bring Geoffery back a flag from the country the trip's in.
Miss Marshall: I'd like for Geoffery to remember me by something other than, er....THAT....
male taps... and female taps...
watch what happens when you press the pedals and the two taps meet!
haha
Elise (at 11:30pm on the last night in our room): should we...use the badoo???
lauren starts singing to miss tobin whilst walking along with the umbrella! =]:
just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go dooown, the medicine goo dooown, medicine go down..etc you get the jist!
walking through the market..
market seller: ciao! are you english or irish?
Lauren, Rose, mair, amy: urmm we're english
(market seller puts on his best english accent!)
market seller: ooo lovely jubbly! wiiiicked!
(continues shouting 'english' phrases at as while we walk away laughing!)
see you laaater!
Ricky on Coach (After reading several flirting tips in girly magazines out loud to Sabrina)
Ricky: "Ok.. Let's try this.. Pretend I haven't met you for a second"
Sabrina "Right ok"
*VERY LONG AND AWKWARD SILENCE*
Ricky: "So... *Edges closer* Is this music too loud..?"
Sabrina: "WHAT THE HELL RICKY?! And then you complain why you're still single..?!"

Also on coach:
Ricky reading from Sugar or Bliss or something like that:
"Are you the perfect match? Does he have the same taste in food as you..? Hmm.. Pineapple eh..?"
*Ricky turns to Sabrina*
"Wanna swap your cucumber for my mango..?"
*Both burst into hysterical laughter...*
Sabrina: "I don't understand why it's funny!!!" *Carries on laughing*

(That may be slightly inaccurate... I was too busy peeing myself at the time..)
SHAKALAKA BOOM BOOM <3
First restaurant in Florence:
Lara: "What do you think Miss Marshall would do if you just went up to her and sat on her?
Sabrina: "I'd pull an 'I'm not very amused, get off me' face... I don't know.. Why don't you go and sit on her and see what happens...?
Cloe (pointing to a long thing ontop of a car): is that a dead body??
Rosie: no cloe, its a canoe.
random stall owner - where are u from?
olivia - ireland
everyonelse - london.
random stall owner now to be known as rso - nice, ireland or newcastle?
olivia, again with confermation in her voice (how i dont know, and thats the wrong spelling) - ireland
rso [leaning in closer] - well i have a special irish price
olivia - indeed? [N.B. no irish accents attempted ]
rso - yes come closer
[olivia refuses]
rso - well the english price is high but irish price is good, very good, its low
[olivia now thinks what a good idea it was that she decided to become irish]
olivia - really?
rso - yes, take a look at my stall
[olivia takes a look. realises its full of inappropriate aprons]
rso - good price, yes?
[olivia runs, while doing freddie lukes copyrighted irish impression - ask him for it...its very funny.]

most of that was elaborated upon. but it was still quite funny
Tour guide (just before running off and not coming back).: "erm..im going to...see if i can find..a place for us to..eat! i wil be right back!"
Kirsty [on the night I felt a little off in the restaurant, and Issy VB had just pulled my hairband over my eyes]

Why can't I see? What's going on... Issy... i think I've gone a little bit blind
Mr McConnell: Well, if you sleep out here, i could teach you history subliminally overnight.

Fiona/Bella A/ Kirsty: Um... Ok...

(@ the point in Florence where we 4 were discussing the failures of our hotel room window... We got offered the floor outside the breakfast room. Nice ((we eventually got the problem fixed.))
( to street seller who would not get lost!!) Tu est mendax (you are a liar) ( we all burst out laughing and he soon ran off)
Miss Marshall Under The Arch:

"Right, I want a line of vegetarians on that side, and a line of normal people on this side!"